Malik Riaz, Aslam Beg and Ajwa Dates

Many a times I have come across Pakistani blogs which berate columnists of Urdu newspapers for being fundamentalists or right wing or plain stupid. It is uncalled for as the columnists are  reflecting the tendencies of their readers. The bloggers belong to the English speaking elite and tend to have left-of-center leanings and because they do not agree with the viewpoint of the columnists or the masses it does not give them the right to castigate them.

However, once in a while one does come across a stupid Urdu column. (This does not mean that there are no stupid English columns). One of them I reproduce below which is by notable Urdu columnist and TV anchor Javed Chaudry. This was shared on Facebook by Mohammad Hanif of “Case of Exploding Mangoes” fame. I wish I could translate the article for English reader but that seems like too much work.

The real gem in the article loosely translated says

Malik Riaz, with a slaughtered chicken in his hand, is lying in the pond full of alligators; and for past 30 years has been saving his own life and protecting the chicken as well

The three most important take aways from this article are

1. Malik Riaz is Pakistan’s Bill Gates
2. Aslam Beg wants to drop an atom bomb at least on India
3. Pakistani soldiers can get away with anything e.g., Aslam Beg hid his medical condition while in service which is against the rules and lives to tell about it without fear of any consequences.

Finally, as one of the commentator said, there is nothing surprising about Malik Riaz’s methodology_ as a civilian, he did what the uniform-wearers in this country have been doing for decades i.e., encroach upon land belonging to poor and building on it city for the rich.

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12 thoughts on “Malik Riaz, Aslam Beg and Ajwa Dates

  1. this baustard is using AJWA to gain cheap popularity; yaeh qayamat ki nishanion mein se aik hei…some son-of-a-bitch so called writer (I don’t who he/she is) has written this fucken peice of qaseeda in his favor; I know Malik Riaz as one of the biggest baustards on earth, he has looted billions of rupees from innocent Pakistanis both inside and outside Pakistan…Our media, writers, politicians, bureacrats, judges, and all so-called intellengica all are for sale; ready to get their mothers and motherland fucked for money; and our poor and ‘sabir’ nation continue being strangled by these ‘ghaddars’…the process which began from East India Company and still continues…

  2. Ikhlaq kitne ger ge hain ke aik leading columnist ka yeh hal ho gia hai ke woh land grabber Malik Riaz ke jootay polish kar ke paisa kama raha hai.,,,
    Everyone knows malik riaz the most shoda person on earth,grabbing land of poor.I think we should give aur sadiqah,kherat to Malik riaz and his family so that they feel guilty in grabbing land of poor.

  3. Just keep onething in yo mind guys… eating ajwa is not harmful, its tib e nabwi (S.A.W).. just to be more specific about the fact is that no one is asking you to go and buy AJWA DATES from malik riaz. go buy it from da market, eat dem and wait for da miracle. i m a chain smoker and mashaAllah i m perfectly alright just because i eat ajwa dates 🙂 another thing about ajwa dates, deze dates were planted by our holly prophet Hazrat Muhammad S.A.W by His own Hands mubarak. so think twice to open yo mouth next tyme.

  4. Asalamu alaikum,
    I wonder why this full of slang language is being used.
    One may hate some person but does not have right to abuse.
    We call ourselves muslims and act against ways of Prophet (PBUH).
    Better we should mend our ways.

  5. CHAUDERY SHAIB MAIN AAP KI TAMAM BATOON SAY ITTAQ KARTHA HOON KAY RIAZ SHAIB AAK NAIK SHARIF ORE SELF MADE ADAMI YAHAAN UNN KI HOUSING SCHIMAY BEE BHOOT UMDHA ORE SASTY YAHAAN MARA SAWAL YAH YAH AAP SAY KAY HAZAROON RUPAY MAIN KANAL ZAMAN KHARID KAR LAKHOON RUPAY MAIN FROUKHAT KARANA KIA EMAN DARI YAH MAIN PURAY YAQEEN KAY SATH KHA RAH HOON KAY BAY SHUMAR RAKBHA CH SHAIB YA UN KAY KARINDHOON NAY BAY MOOL LIA YAH FURAZOON MAIN REDOBUDAL KARKAY ZAMEEN KISSAY KI KOHEE USS KA MUKHTAR KAR PHOTOHAR KI KOHEE BE ZAMAN ASSAY NAHEE GO KAY KANONI MASLOON SAY AZAD HOO. JISS MAIN DHAY SAMALAT DADA CHCA PHOTOON KI MUSTAREKA ZAMANY PHEER HAQ SHOFA KAY MAMOLAT,KI ZAMANAY PHER MOHAKAMA JANGLAT KI ARAZI ,.NADDI,NALAY AABI GUZAR GHAYAAN KIA KIA MASHIL YAHAAN KIA KISSAY KISSAY QABZAY YAHAAN INN ZAMENO MAIN . WASAY ASSA KON SA ALLADIN KA CHARAGH CH SHAIB KAY HATH LAG GIA YAH KAY SARAY MASSLAY MASAIL PLLIK JUPIKTAY HAL HOOJATY YAHAAN KISSAY SHAIB ELAM SHAIB NAY BATHOON BATHOON MAIN ZIKKER KIA KAY CH RIAZ KAY PASS CHARAGH WALW JEN THOO NAHEE MUGHAR OSS SAY BE BRAHA ORE THAQAT WAR JEN YAHAAN ORE UN KO URDU MAIN BABO PUTWARY ORE BABO THASEEL DAR KHATAY BARHAAL ALLAH HUM SUB PER RAHEM FARAYAH AMIN

  6. kitnay main baicha hy JC tum nain khud koo…tum too hira mundi ki us tawaif sy bhi gai guzray hooo joo sub kuch samnay kerti hy chup ker nahi….

  7. we should have courage to listen opposite point of view, rather to calle names, it is not a hier of civilised nation.

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